While I was hoping for a soulless gender-neutral binary cloud-based semi- hallucinogenic algorithm clothed in a ginger self-proclaimed meat avatar to rule over the city’s police force and vital municipal infrastructure with the emotionless cold calculated logic of a really good predictive text generator, apparently not everyone shares my conservative values.

With the primaries over, we have to say goodbye. But we can’t say it wasn’t interesting, so lets remember the good times.